Please Mr Brown.

[mark vincent]

Can we have our country back, we used to have lots of countries but sadly we are now down to our last one. What with the Scots nicking our tax money and the poles nicking our jobs and you nicking the prime ministers job without even asking us, whatever is to become of us If things don't get any better we may have to round your house and seek asylum.

 

[empip]

Scots? Lost again I see ... Great optimists tho', never won a useful thing but always sound like they've won it all - must be the cold and deep fried Mars bars ...