- Joined
- 24 Sep 2005
- Messages
- 6,345
- Reaction score
- 268
- Country
Two Brit businessmen in Leeds were sitting down for a break in their shop. As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
The words were just out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Australian walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Australian accent asked, 'What are you selling here cobbers?’
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Australian said, 'You are doing well ... only two left!'
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
The words were just out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Australian walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Australian accent asked, 'What are you selling here cobbers?’
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Australian said, 'You are doing well ... only two left!'
