medical miracles...

[ellal]

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in six weeks'.

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks'.

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks'.

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take two a*seholes out of Scotland , put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.

[newgas]

not fair that!

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[dpsservices]

[newgas]

you can't say that, one of them is definately a knob

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[angel2008]

Its not fair. I think in real life this thing can't happened. So plz don't try to fool others.

[Hysteresis]

newgas wrote:

you can't say that, one of them is definately a knob

No - They are both absolute knobbers

[noseall]

ellal wrote:

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take two a*seholes out of Scotland , put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.

[newgas]

angel2008 wrote:

Its not fair. I think in real life this thing can't happened. So plz don't try to fool others.

are you an angel of death or love
i am curious!

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