£850 for a 2382 course?
No wonder dingbat is never here if that's the going rate - spending all his dosh must take some time.
I wish. Considerably less than half that is more like it.
And we give you five days, as opposed to the normal three or four with a free resit if you fail. What mugs we must be.
I'm not absent because I'm spending, btw, I'm absent because I work unpaid on course prep, keeping up to date, practical assessments, washing up and keeping the place stocked with biscuits, etc! (This evening I was at the centre until 2145 - this week I will put in about 60 hours in front of students, Monday to Friday and I was there all weekend as well.)
Money for old rope, eh?