Is there one?
Best I can find is laying on the grass for 7 hours in some daft shorts.
So has there ever been a time when your neighbour has opened his curtains and not seen a huge c*ck on your lawn?
The fire pit is a washing machine drum, works a treat!!!
The guys with beards and tattoo’s?
I might gove it a try on e-bay, retro patio heater
Don't get so drunk in the first place?! Failing that, ribena and coke in copious amounts used to help me.
Cola then!!Copious amounts of coke gave me some right stinking hangovers.