As per the title, list jokes that you personally made up, not ones that you read or heard elsewhere.
To start the ball rolling... btw, some might work better when spoken rather than written and the second one will only possibly make sense if you know what the word gora means.
1. "If the Irish national football team fluffed up defending a corner, resulting in a goal, would it be a forced Eire?"
2. A fellow from the Punjab goes to his doctor and tells the doctor that when in large open spaces full of white people, he feels very nervous. The doctor gives him a knowing look and tells him that he a gora-phobic.
3. Which aquatic creature calibrates pianos? A piano Tuna.
To start the ball rolling... btw, some might work better when spoken rather than written and the second one will only possibly make sense if you know what the word gora means.
1. "If the Irish national football team fluffed up defending a corner, resulting in a goal, would it be a forced Eire?"
2. A fellow from the Punjab goes to his doctor and tells the doctor that when in large open spaces full of white people, he feels very nervous. The doctor gives him a knowing look and tells him that he a gora-phobic.
3. Which aquatic creature calibrates pianos? A piano Tuna.
