Who fancies one of these?

Let's have a National bacon sandwich day. I wonder if that would be allowed?
 
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God created bacon sandwiches and beer for all good people. Only bad people would say no to either.
 
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Here is a list of the Top 10 Reasons why bacon is actually healthy for you!

Pork-Powered Protein: The protein found in bacon is extremely valuable to maintaining our energy levels and a fully functioning, healthy body, with a minimum of those nasty, waist, thigh and butt expanding, fat-building carbohydrates.

Bacon’s Blood-Balancing Bounty: Several university and medical center studies have shown that including bacon as a regular, moderate part of one’s diet naturally works to lower the body’s blood pressure and blood sugar levels, helping to prevent and/or alleviate the effects of diabetes, as well as heart disease, stroke and heart attack.

Flushing Fat With Flavorful, Friendly Flesh: While people have heard horror stories for years that bacon is full of harmful fat and after all, if you are what you eat, who wants to be a PIG? But the facts are completely the opposite, as bacon helps to fully satiate our appetite with high protein / low carb energy, helping the body lose weight, raise one’s metabolism and build leaner, stronger muscles.

Bacon actually has less total fat, saturated fat and cholesterol than many popular cuts of beef and chicken. While some fish has less fat and cholesterol than bacon, bacon has more protein power and does not contain toxins such as mercury.

Bacon’s Brain Building Business: Bacon is chock full of a very important nutrient called “choline,” which helps increase our intelligence and memory, from conception to Senior Status, and has been shown in University studies to help fight off the debilitating effects of Alzheimer’s Disease and other chronic mental impairments.

Bacon Lets You “Pig Out” On Essential Vitamins & Minerals: Bacon provides us with substantial amounts of the important, necessary vitamins and minerals our bodies need to function healthfully. From bacon, we receive: 65% of our Recommended Daily Intake of Thiamin (Vitamin B1) as well as 47% of our Niacin (Vitamin B3), 38% of our Vitamin B12, 36% of our Zinc, 24% of our Vitamin B6, 22% of our Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), 22% of our Phosphorus, 10% of our Pantothenate, 10% of our Magnesium, 9% of our Iron and the Protein to fat balance in bacon is actually 4 to 1, which is one of the highest protein to fat balances found in any meat, fish or fowl found on Earth.

Effective Mood Elevator: Bacon makes you feel happy, satisfied, blissful, which greatly reduces stress in our lives and effectively relieves the negative effects of frustration, self-deprivation and sense of lack in one’s existence.

Nitrates and Nitrites – Now Non-Issues: The fact is, while it is true that nitrates and nitrites are unhealthy for your body, what most pro -veggie, chicken and fish nutritionists fail to tell you is that you can easily avoid nitrates and nitrites by simply (A) not burning / charring / over cooking your bacon or by (B) Baking your bacon in the oven.

Some people also choose to avoid nitrates and nitrites by (C) cooking their bacon in the microwave, however, some medical research shows a strong correlation between microwaved proteins (all meats and proteins, from beef to fish, from cheese to eggs and even milk) and cancers caused by protein mutation under the conditions of microwave bombardment, so we recommend using the oven, 400 degrees, 8 to 10 minutes per side.

P.S. if you always include some dairy and citrus in your bacon meal, the vitamins A, D and E work to effectively prevent conversion of “nitrates and nitrites into dangerously toxic “nitrosamines” in the stomach, rendering them harmless to the body.

Bacon Power Now Expands To Our Vehicles and Industry: Yes, believe it or not, a company in The United Kingdom, TMI Foods has already successfully found a way to use bacon fat and grease to manufacture a powerful, low emission, environmentally friendly, all-natural, bio-diesel fuel that can be used to effectively and inexpensively run anything from motor vehicles to turbines and from the various engines of industry to illuminating and empowering generators. That’s right … Pig Power now also means “Power To The People!”

Universally Beloved Flavor Enhancer: Because bacon tastes so amazingly awesome, we’re a LOT more willing to set many of our finicky ways aside to enthusiastically eat many of the boring, icky, lackluster, so-called, “healthy, nutritious food items” that are supposedly good for us, as long as they come wrapped in bacon or with lots of bacon bits broken up and served with or within them.

While We Heart Bacon – Bacon Heart’s Your Heart: While people over the years have mistakenly made jokes about bacon being a leading contributor to heart disease, actually there are in fact several studies that show that the Omega-3 Fatty Acids and “choline” found in bacon can actually protect the heart from developing detrimental problems, as well as actually help HEAL such anomalies, after they have occurred!
 
My Sis-in-law was a veggieburger for years. The first thing that turned back to the dark side was a bacon sarnie. Now after having had two sprogs, she confesses to be one of the largest consumers of pork products in the South East.
 
Certainly not. It's against my beliefs.

(I'm an almost vegetarian before the accusations start!)
"Almost" means that you are not beyond help....A bacon butty cures both major mental ailments...
I have eaten bacon. What I don't like about it (and a lot of other meats) is the fat and gristle that often comes with the meat. That's the only reason I'm an almost vegetarian. Nothing religious and nothing to do with being nasty to animals. If animals are killed humanely (ie, not having their throats cut in the ISIS style), I have no quibble with the use of animals for food. It is, after all, completely natural. We are physiologically omnivores.
 
i too dislike the fat on meat,if i have a bacon butty i either cut the fat off or if its only a little bit cremate it so its crunchy.

try this guys,bread slightly toasted.
spread red sauce on 1 side of bread
and brown on the other
bacon in the middle and munch like crazy
the taste is amazing.
and for the veggies put an egg in it.
YUM.
 
A religion that forbids alcohol, yet whose followers drink it in secret anyway, is a religion of hypocrites!

Much like those religions that condemn homosexuality and then spend considerable time & effort to hide the level of child b*ggery within their religion

Or those religions with enormous wealth who claim to look after the poor and the needy

An endless list of hypocrites/reglions
 
Let's have a National bacon sandwich day. I wonder if that would be allowed?


Turns out it is allowed contrary to your expectations (and the Daily Mail et al)
Yes, I am truly shocked that I am able to celebrate something that opposes the ROP. Oh well. I will have to start reading the multi-culti Guardian now that all is well with the world.
 
Yes, I am truly shocked that I am able to celebrate something that opposes the ROP. Oh well. I will have to start reading the multi-culti Guardian now that all is well with the world.
You mean that we are permitted to celebrate something British that some bleeding heart liberal dogooder isn't opposed to? Jeepers, party on dudes :D
 
You mean that we are permitted to celebrate something British that some bleeding heart liberal dogooder isn't opposed to? Jeepers, party on dudes :D

It will be banned by when the bleeding heart PC brigade cotton on.
 
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