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Been a while since I was on here last.. How is everyone?

Hi I have a radiator that I would like to re position higher up the wall but wondering if this is frowned upon, Currently I have a basic white flat one at floor level but want to replace with a snazzy spring type if I can find one and mount it horizontal about 6 foot high, I understand this...

Can anyone recommend any particular car that does 50+ MPG, need a one for a new job Cheers

Lookin rather snazzy in here, when was the facelift

I see an Ohio man tried to smuggle a heroin-laced bible into prison. Now I know it provides a euphoric feeling, but then you get hooked and you lose touch with reality. And heroin isn't good for you either.

We had central heating installed a long time ago and the main gas feed pipe run the length of our upstairs landing, from the front bedroom across the landing and into the bathroom, shortly after we put laminate flooring into the bedroom and noticed the door was jamming when closing, shaved the...

So I ends up with this cheapo £65 effort from Argos but cos they no longer tell ya a power rating in W's ya can only go on a letter rating which this is a D Argos will not take it back if I use it, so am a bit dubious taking it out the box now in case its not powerful enough and am stuck with...

........Pinoccio said "my nose is going to grow now"

Someone hired a sloth with a knife to murder me,........ he's in my driveway, ...... So I have 6-8 months to live.

Can someone please cast their beadies on these pics and tell me if I need to ring up the butes who done the job and hurl abuse.... About 3 weeks ago plaster was knocked off down to brick but only half way up the wall, holes along the bottom were drilled and liquid squirted in, then they dot n...

So the UK is having a big sperm shortage. I just keep wondering why they don't just ask One Direction to just empty their colons?

Bees who wish to proclaim their high status among other bees register with IMDb.com.

My wife has just accused me of having sex with her identical twin sister. I said, "Don't be stupid, I don't even fancy the ugly bich."

Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters.

My dad refuses to tell me about the time he spent in a human centipede. His lips were sealed.

Are there any plans to make a mobile friendly version of this forum, Something downloaded from the Android app store maybe?

A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded. I think it was a Jihaddy long legs.

Hear the one about the amateur metal-detector bloke who wore steel toe-capped boots? He was just finding his feet.

About late afternoon on Monday I had some plaster work done in my kitchen, right now its still that dark colour so assuming its still wet. i plan on putting tiles up and was just wondering if I whack on a coat of PVA then tile over that will this be OK to do this now or do i need to wait...

The Manchester Derby didn't hold a minutes silence for Margaret Thatcher before kick off last night, which I thought was disrespectful, but at least Man City sent an Argentinian sub in the second half.