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    A story about Galileo. Possibly true?

    Galileo amassed years of careful observations about the movements and stars and was about to publish his theories about the Earth not being the centre of the Universe. Joe-90 came along and saw what Galileo was about to do, "FFS" Joe proclaimed, "You cannot publish that!" "Why not?" asked...
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    I went to the Apple Store the other day...

    ... and there was a sign in the window, "Apply within", why? Do they reckon their customers may think it will be orangey inside?
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    The TV programme...

    ... Joe-90 was about a mature child who knew everything wasn't it? For some reason, a trick of the mind surely, I keep thinking of Joe-90 as an immature adult who THINKS he knew everything.
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    I'll stop at nothing....

    ... to avoid using negative numbers.
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    1+1=2

    I want to see if anyone (perhaps someone in particular) will disagree with this statement on principal and maintain that they are correct even though he/she is wrong. Wonder if that fits with any of the regulars on here.
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    Toss a coin 10 times.

    Which of these results is statistically more likely? H=Heads T=Tails. 1. HTHTHTHTHT 2. HHHHHHHHHH 3. HHTHTTTHHT
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    Physics Question

    If the Sun was to completely disappear in an instant, gone poof, nothing there, we would notice the light had gone out in the 8 1/2 minutes approx it takes for light to travel here, my question is, how soon after the Sun has disappeared would the lack of the Suns gravitational pull take effect?
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    Warning for Fundamentalist Christian Transsexuals.

    Deuteronomy 23:1 No one whose testicles are crushe or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
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    There has been a shooting...

    ... in a supermarket in New Jersey, three dead including the gunman. But it is their constitutional right to have a gun. Wonder if they will ever realise that having personal weaponry does not make the country safer. I think the constitution really says you have the right to bare arms...
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    Testing Joe90's theory that every poll runs neck and neck.

    Who is the musically superior?
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    Breaking news

    Its hard to belive such idiots still exist today eh? From Sky News.... Two people are removed from the Republican National Convention in Florida after they threw nuts at a black camera operator. Several people witnesses the exchange at the Tampa Bay Times Forum on Tuesday, before...
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    Show your allegiance!

    Which way do you sway?
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    If a tree falls...

    ... in the forest and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound?
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    Naked photos of....

    ...Prince Harry flying around the internet. Makes you proud of our Royals, doesn't it!
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    Is it just me...

    ... or does there seem to be a large majority of people on this forum who enjoy the comedy shows by Al Murray on a non-ironic level?
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    Mars

    I know it might have been lost under all the Olympics stuff but there has recently been a successful landing on Mars. I thought that might stir up some excitement? I really want us to get a manned mission to Mars, I wasn't around for the Moon landing, I want to see something as equally...
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    Joke

    Where do you find a no legged dog? Wherever you left it.
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    According to the North Korean powers that be...

    ... when reporting the Olympics to the nation, I wonder how many Olympic golds they have won this year?
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    I have been inspired by Sally Morgan...

    ... to try out my psychic powers. I am going to try something here that I saw Psychic Sally try on TV and her audience were very impressed. I am getting a name coming through, Jack? Maybe Jock? Disbelievers may point out that a psychic may, if not succeeding with the above to try John...
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    Olympics, sports in general.

    Why is iit at some sporting events we are Great Britain, were we scrape together the best we can get from England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland (and any nippy looking foriegners we wave a passport at.) When others, World Cup Football and Rugby and the like, we are seperate nations...
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