Galileo amassed years of careful observations about the movements and stars and was about to publish his theories about the Earth not being the centre of the Universe.
Joe-90 came along and saw what Galileo was about to do, "FFS" Joe proclaimed, "You cannot publish that!"
"Why not?" asked Galileo?
"Cos I have observed the stars and they go around the EARTH, its obvious, you just need to watch them."
"But what about the movements of the planets? How do you explain them?" asks Galileo.
"Easy" says Joe. "Planets means wandering stars, and that is what they are, what more explanation do you need?"
"But my theories and measurements show how the planets including us orbit the Sun!"
"FFS. Use your noodle mate" replied Joe-90 "If everything looks like its revolving around us then it is!"
And in one stroke, Joe-90 showed the brilliance of his brain, and proved that scientific theory and observation holds no weight when it contradicts Joe-90.
That is why Joe-90 should be held in the highest esteem, and ranked as the foremost intelligence on this planet. If you want a science question answered, do not observe and experiment, just ask Joe.
Joe-90 came along and saw what Galileo was about to do, "FFS" Joe proclaimed, "You cannot publish that!"
"Why not?" asked Galileo?
"Cos I have observed the stars and they go around the EARTH, its obvious, you just need to watch them."
"But what about the movements of the planets? How do you explain them?" asks Galileo.
"Easy" says Joe. "Planets means wandering stars, and that is what they are, what more explanation do you need?"
"But my theories and measurements show how the planets including us orbit the Sun!"
"FFS. Use your noodle mate" replied Joe-90 "If everything looks like its revolving around us then it is!"
And in one stroke, Joe-90 showed the brilliance of his brain, and proved that scientific theory and observation holds no weight when it contradicts Joe-90.
That is why Joe-90 should be held in the highest esteem, and ranked as the foremost intelligence on this planet. If you want a science question answered, do not observe and experiment, just ask Joe.