Four guys have been going to the same kayaking trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Walt’s missus puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Walt’s mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Walt sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on
the fire, sitting having a cold beer.
"**** Walt, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus
into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and marlady came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?"
I pulled her hands off, and there she was, Janis just wearing a nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of
Grey......
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up
and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!
Two days before the group is to leave, Walt’s missus puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Walt’s mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Walt sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on
the fire, sitting having a cold beer.
"**** Walt, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus
into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and marlady came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?"
I pulled her hands off, and there she was, Janis just wearing a nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of
Grey......
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up
and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!
