Still no sign of your burglary drones
I'm sorry to shatter your cushy little world John, but I too saw a drone this afternoon. It was in the park. It was operated by two suspicious looking types dressed as teenagers, but I suspect that they might have been very young intelligence operatives in disguise. Their Sierra Estate looked to be brimming with satellite burst transmitters and blade servers in a way that resembled B&Q flat pack shelving. Whilst they appeared to be swearing a great deal, I think that they were actually calibrating their directional jamming signals as the drone crashed into an area of pampas grass. They were also writing stuff down.
I think that the drone followed me home, but I outsmarted it by calling in on a friend's house instead. I suppose he's going to be my ex friend soon. You'd better put your tin hat on. I'm off to replace the large padlock on my gate with a medium sized padlock. Why is the real world so cruel?
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