Any Grand National Tips?

[britishower]

Its off topic but does anyone have any tips today for the Grand National?
a friend in work told me to back “State Of Play” because he normally runs better after the grounds been rained on overnight. Normally I pick the horse from either riders jersey colours or name

Just been readin in my morning papers that ‘comply or die’ seems to the wrags favourite. Any members got any better tips? [/url][/b]

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

I fancy darkness

 

[roughcaster]

I fancy darkness

Well, fancy that!!!

Roughcaster.

 

[Estrella]

does anyone have any tips today for the Grand National?

Best tip I can give you is keep the money in your pocket. The 'sport' is riddled with corruption.

 

[tim west]

Its off topic but does anyone have any tips today for the Grand National?

Avoid the A59 due to heavy traffic, dont park on yellow lines and don't leave valuables in your car.

 

[Richardp]

Its not off topic cos this is your topic, good luck BTW

 

[conny]

Should be banned!

How would you like a 10st bloke on your back whipping your arse as you were running towards a very high fence?

Second thoughts, don't answer that!

 

[Richardp]

should have posted this here!!

oh you are awful but I like you!

 

[tim west]

Should be banned!

How would you like a 10st bloke on your back whipping your a**e as you were running towards a very high fence?

Second thoughts, don't answer that!

Sounds like one of those house of commons xmas parties

 

[Shutpa]

Diarrhoea seems a good bet as its sure to run and Loose Button seems a cert to come off.

 

[tim west]

should have posted this here!!

oh you are awful but I like you!

Just seen your sister on another thread

 

[ColJack]

Should be banned!

How would you like a 10st bloke on your back whipping your a**e as you were running towards a very high fence?

Second thoughts, don't answer that!

when was the last time you saw a jockey?

they're closer to 4 stone..

and seing as I'm a recehorse and my sole purpouse in life is to runs fast and jump things then it'd be a jolly good day out, better that being stuck in that stall all day licking a block of salt...

 

[tim west]

better that being stuck in that stall all day licking a block of salt...

Open your eyes thats not a block of salt!

 

[Shutpa]

Brilliant White should finish well!

 

[AndrewSchofield]

Should be banned!

How would you like a 10st bloke on your back whipping your a**e as you were running towards a very high fence?

Second thoughts, don't answer that!

when was the last time you saw a jockey?

they're closer to 4 stone..

and seing as I'm a recehorse and my sole purpouse in life is to runs fast and jump things then it'd be a jolly good day out, better that being stuck in that stall all day licking a block of salt...

I agree ColJack - i was at Aintree on Saturday and i didn't see any jockey that would have weighed more than 6stone when wet through. I also once saw Willie Carson whipping Clare Balding ( this was on primetime BBC 1 so nothing dodgy ) with the whips they use in racing and proved it didn't hurt. And seeing as when the horses lose their riders they very often continue running and jumping the fences i can't see it being something they are being forced to do.

BoxCleva's advice is good (even though i don't follow it!) - keep the money in your pocket!! The only gauranteed winners in the horse racing industry are the bookies!