BOB,S PROVERBS.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
 
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Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who fish in other mans pond, catch only crabs.

Woman who put husband in doghouse, will soon find him in cat house.

Passionate kiss like spider's web, will lead to undoing of fly.

It good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy, to park meat in girl.

Girl who sits in lap of jockey get hot tip.

Girl who sits in lap of Judge, get honorable discharge.

Man who puts member into peanut butter is fu&&ing nuts!
 
Man who go through airport turnstyle sideways going to bangkok.
 
My wife doesn't like my beef casserole any more - her new favourite is my tongue in cider.
 
I don't think anyone will decrypt your rather obscure clues, John. ;)
 
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