Chinese Chinese Whispers

[notb665]

I’ll start:

“I’m really hungry. Fancy a duck? What number is it on the menu?”

 

[Trazor]

Wow..........5 new threads you must be bored.....

 

[Shutpa]

I’ll start:

“I’m really hungry. Fancy a duck? What number is it on the menu?”

Come on, you cant be that thick. A duck is zero of course!

 

[JohnD]

To a tennis player, love is nothing.

 

[bernardgreen]

So can I honestly tell my wife a love affair with a young female Wimbledon star means nothing....

 

[JohnD]

are you a woman, then?

 

[bernardgreen]

are you a woman, then?

I don't think so.........how would I know, in DIY terms

 

[JohnD]

If you have an affair with a female Wimbledon player, you almost certainly must be.

 

[securespark]

Send three and fourpence. We're going to a dance.

 

[Stivino]

I'll have a Donald Duck please.

 

[tim west]

I'd love to contribute to this thread....if i could understand it

 

[Shutpa]

I'd love to contribute to this thread....if i could understand it

It's Chinese Whispers man. Sew are you getting the needle just because you can't understand the thread? What a drag! And I thought you'd be in stitches.

 

[securespark]

Send three and fourpence. We're going to a dance.

This is an old story from the war. True or not, it is an amusing tale.

Legend has it that the above was spread down the line by the soldiers... only trouble was, the message started out as

"Send reinforcements. We are going to advance."

 

[Shutpa]

Send three and fourpence. We're going to a dance.

This is an old story from the war. True or not, it is an amusing tale.

Legend has it that the above was spread down the line by the soldiers... only trouble was, the message started out as

"Send reinforcements. We are going to advance."

And on that note I'll say goodnight.

 

[bernardgreen]

I'd love to contribute to this thread....if i could understand it

It's Chinese Whispers man. Sew are you getting the needle just because you can't understand the thread? What a drag! And I thought you'd be in stitches.

Don't worry, you will soon cotton on to the theme, the ideas are bobbin around in there somewhere