Chinese Chinese Whispers

I like the one that goes as such

An English to Chinese interpreter translated the phrase "out of sight out of mind" into Mandarin.

A Chinese to English interpreter translated it back. The result.....

Invisible Idiot.

:)
 
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Surely this thread should be deleted under forum rule 3a. ;) :LOL:

3a) Posts or topics which are of no benefit to anyone will be removed. This includes appeals, questionaires etc.

We cannot invoke that rule here.... people are enjoying this thread and that is a benefit.

If we get that strict then half the posts that give advice will have to be removed if the poster of the Original Question refuses to accept and therefor benefit from the advice.

Old chinese proverb ""Advice is not advice until it is accepted"".
 
Apart from the feeling i'm being stitched up here I still don't get it :confused:
 
A young monk arrives at the monastery.

He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the
old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying
from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up!
In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing,

"We missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !"
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, Father?"

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies,

"The word was...

C E L E B R A T E!!!"
 
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