A man walked into his house with a duck under his arm and said "this is the pig I've been sh***ing".
His wife said "that's not a pig it's a duck!" Man says "I was talking to the duck!"
A man walked into his house with a duck under his arm and said "this is the pig I've been sh***ing".
His wife said "that's not a pig it's a duck!" Man says "I was talking to the duck!"