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A blonde wanting to earn some extra money, decides to hire herself out as a handy-woman, and starts canvassing her neighbourhood.
She arrives at a large house and asks the owner if he has any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well I guess the porch could do with a lick of paint" he says."How much will you charge me"
The blonde quickly responds, " How about £50?"
The man agrees and tells the blonde that the paint and everything she needs is in the garage.
The mans wife, hearing the conversation says to her husband" Does she realise that our porch goes all the way around the house."
The man responds,"Thats a bit cynical,isn't it?"
The wife says,"Your right , its just that I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes that are doing the rounds these days"
A short time later the blonde comes to the door to collect her money.
You finished already,"? the husband asks.Yes, the blonde replies, ".
Impressed the man gets his wallet and hands over the £50
Oh and by the way the " the blonde adds,
its not a Porch its a Lexus ".
A blonde wanting to earn some extra money, decides to hire herself out as a handy-woman, and starts canvassing her neighbourhood.
She arrives at a large house and asks the owner if he has any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well I guess the porch could do with a lick of paint" he says."How much will you charge me"
The blonde quickly responds, " How about £50?"
The man agrees and tells the blonde that the paint and everything she needs is in the garage.
The mans wife, hearing the conversation says to her husband" Does she realise that our porch goes all the way around the house."
The man responds,"Thats a bit cynical,isn't it?"
The wife says,"Your right , its just that I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes that are doing the rounds these days"
A short time later the blonde comes to the door to collect her money.
You finished already,"? the husband asks.Yes, the blonde replies, ".
Impressed the man gets his wallet and hands over the £50
Oh and by the way the " the blonde adds,
its not a Porch its a Lexus ".