Buffoon wanted
Based central London, with extensive foreign travel.
Applicant must have the grooming of Wurzel Gummidge, and the ability to meet senior people from all over the world, and instantly antagonise them.
Excellent pay and benefits, pension scheme of unparalleled generosity, subsidised canteen and bar. Generous expense allowance include purchase and refurbishment of house, maintenance of moat, construction of duck house, etc.
High standards of integrity, honesty and morality are not required and would render an applicant unsuitable.
This is a temporary positon for an initial period of three weeks. It will not be suitable for anyone seeking long-term employment.