In the dog house.

[MarkBarl]

Superb. I'd never seen it before. http://www.wimp.com/thedoghouse/

 

[holmslaw]

Excellent I heard of a bloke who bought his mrs a chainsaw for christmas.

 

[Zakman]

Excellent. My missus asked for a vacuum cleaner for christmas though! Even stranger when you consider we've got wooden floors everywhere.

 

[kjacko]

I lol'd a lot, especially when the guy gives his mrs a thigh trainer and proceeds to suggest more work with that and less with the mouthfuls of food.....LMAO....class!