light relief

[toffee]

It is very funny,
I asked hub to not pump in the bedroom anymore...
it sooo annoys me when he gets up.. walks towards the door and does one.
why cant he wait for five more strides until he gets in the bathroom eh??

when we move into the new bedroom with ensuite.. pumps and poos are banned!!!!

 

[kendor]

It is very funny,
I asked hub to not pump in the bedroom anymore...
it sooo annoys me when he gets up.. walks towards the door and does one.
why cant he wait for five more strides until he gets in the bathroom eh??

when we move into the new bedroom with ensuite.. pumps and poos are banned!!!!

why's hubby getting all the blame?

 

[toffee]

I never ever pumped infront of my hubby until I was heavily pregnant and one just happened one evening... totally involuntary..

both of us had to evacuate!!

If I do it these days... very rarely infront of anyone...
he pretends he hasnt noticed bless him..
just smirks......

 

[Brightness]

when we move into the new bedroom with ensuite.. pumps and poos are banned!!!!

Good on you if you succeed in banning him, Toffee! I tried this but he said "it's my bathroom and I'll do what I want in there!" Thing is, he usually gets up at 5am and then goes in there. OK fair enough but he leaves the dorr wide open when he's finished and the smell wafts into the bedroom and wakes me up .

Why he can't go into the main bathroom next door or the dowstairs loo I don't know

 

[toffee]

oh brightness... I soooo know this!

its gross.

 

[Gary_M]

........ OK fair enough but he leaves the dorr wide open when he's finished and the smell wafts into the bedroom and wakes me up .
Why he can't go into the main bathroom next door or the dowstairs loo I don't know

You are probably feeding him too much greens. As a dutiful wife, ensure that your husband's diet is not unbalanced or you have to accept the consequences brought on by yourself. Also, be more aware and sensitive to his needs - remember, he has been working very hard all day, and should not be denied his little pleasures

 

[Gary_M]

oh brightness... I soooo know this!

its gross.

Ditto (from above post).............

 

[ban-all-sheds]

oh brightness... I soooo know this!

its gross.

Yeah right - like yours doesn't smell....

 

[toffee]

Bas I didnt realise the web cam did smells too!!

 

[toffee]

thing is...

I try to do it where no one is!

I was most embarrassed once in the car....
had been to the shop and its raining and had just got back in the car in the car park and did a pump and then next minute...

This woman I know from school runs over , opens door and jumps in car to ask me about school swimming...




She never said anything but got out the car sharpish.
Bet she told all her pals though!

 

[hermes]

rain on windows when all cosy inside.
..

And on the canvas when you're snug in your sleeping bag.

 

[Moz]

The scent of a hot horny woman.....

 

[toffee]

partners smell left on pillow after theyve got up...

infectious laughter when you cant resist but join in...

a happy ending..

 

[WoodYouLike]

Working all day on a little project and getting compliments from unsuspected sources
Or, knowing you've done and finished a project well.

And I agree with Hermes: rain on canvas

 

[Moz]

1st pint of the day ..lol