Little Johnny Asks His Teacher . . . .

[Dork Lard]

Little Johhny asks his teacher "what do you get from fat pigs miss"?

"I don't know Johnny, what do you get from fat pigs"?

"Lots of bacon miss, lots n lots of bacon". "What do you get from fat chickens miss"

"I don't know Johnny, what do you get from fat chickens"?

"Lots of eggs miss, lots n lots of eggs". "What do you get from fat cows miss"

So by now the teacher has worked out the game & replies "I know Johnny, lots n lots of milk".

"No miss" replies little Johnny. "Homework miss, lots n lots of homework".


P.S. If your kids/grandkids get suspended for repeating this . . . . . !

 

[Mottie]

How old are you?

 

[Sunna]

Are you in little Johnny's class by any chance?