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Ive now had 3 breath tests within 3 weeks (and passed all 3).
On the last one one I actually pulled over and waited for the big Volvo to arrive. Im driving my van. (Same car, same drivers in the Rapid Response Volvo). Nice motor to be honest.
So, I decided to waste their time on this one.... Ill refer to me as P46 and the police as PO....
PO Sir, you have pulled over before we asked you to.
P46 Yes I have, because you've turned around when you have seen me and its bad for my business for you to give me the blues & 2's
PO have you drank today sir
P46 yes, 7 pints.
PO Well sir, you need to sit in the back of our car
P46 OK, no problem (now the breath test instuction is explained)
PO Blow into this tube
P46 Ok
PO Now sir, its negative, are you trying to waste our time?
P46 No Sir. I have drunk 7 pints.
PO of what?
P46 Water
PO **** off and stop wasting our time!
P46 Do you know one of your headlights doesnt work? Can I have your numbers please (I took them immediately anyway).
PO Do you want us to search your vehicle for drugs?
P46 Yes please (by this time my son was on scene and videoing it)
PO Get lost and stop wasting police time.
P46 OK, but youve not checked he vehicle yet.
PO Just get lost and we will see you again.
P46 OK sir, Ill look foward to it.
Give it a week, and Im sure Ill get another tug.
On the last one one I actually pulled over and waited for the big Volvo to arrive. Im driving my van. (Same car, same drivers in the Rapid Response Volvo). Nice motor to be honest.
So, I decided to waste their time on this one.... Ill refer to me as P46 and the police as PO....
PO Sir, you have pulled over before we asked you to.
P46 Yes I have, because you've turned around when you have seen me and its bad for my business for you to give me the blues & 2's
PO have you drank today sir
P46 yes, 7 pints.
PO Well sir, you need to sit in the back of our car
P46 OK, no problem (now the breath test instuction is explained)
PO Blow into this tube
P46 Ok
PO Now sir, its negative, are you trying to waste our time?
P46 No Sir. I have drunk 7 pints.
PO of what?
P46 Water
PO **** off and stop wasting our time!
P46 Do you know one of your headlights doesnt work? Can I have your numbers please (I took them immediately anyway).
PO Do you want us to search your vehicle for drugs?
P46 Yes please (by this time my son was on scene and videoing it)
PO Get lost and stop wasting police time.
P46 OK, but youve not checked he vehicle yet.
PO Just get lost and we will see you again.
P46 OK sir, Ill look foward to it.
Give it a week, and Im sure Ill get another tug.