Never Ending Story

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jellied eels, but then the shopkeeper appeared out of nowhere, and was violently ill, he then dropped his trousers and said ...
 
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he then proceeded to skip the light fandango and turned some cartwheels in the sand, after this he proceeded to gurn at some old ladies who promptly choaked on their sticky buns, thus causing......
 
the swine flu , which everyone knows was first discovered by...
 
Dr theoplalous P Wilderbeast, who was a one legged, syphyillitic, alcoholic, however, he had recently managed to resolve the unifiying theory of the universe, much to the disgust of eminent mathematicians as the answer was simply 42, this resulted in the amazing contradiction of ......
 
to the queston what is 9x9, clearly he was an imbicile, and one over the eight, that said, he was able to see 12 primary colours, which made the ladies come all over faint, he looked into one dewy eyed maiden one day, whose heaving chest was near bursting out of her bodice, she said to him "I hate all that Mills and Boon carp, lets go upstairs and have a damned good......."
 
read of the book by Karma Sutra and see what all the fuss is about.....
 
as what usually happens when you read in bed, they both fell asleep and in the morning they were shocked to find...
 
That the kalediscope had screamed into the void, regardless of the utopian dream of the myan empire, oddly though, the designer of the custard cream, had just scored an own goal ......
 
once Eddie had started reading those weird books he didnt stand a chance of a normal life and so joined a monastery where by chance he met...
 
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