Ordination

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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
Them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a
Sexy beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were
Told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
Would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of
Spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
Reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from
All the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if
Flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby
Foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell
Came to rest and bent over to pick it up.

Then all the other bells started to ring
:confused:
 
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The naughty old Bishop of Birmingham used to do things to boys while confirming`em. While they knelt seeking god, he uncovered his rod , and pumped his episcopal spermin`em :oops: ...allegedly...maybe that`s why they all became JW`s :idea:
 
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