Eeeee ya mucky pup!
Did she have an aversion to soap then?
Feel better to get that off your chest pj? Where that came from I have no idea. You do type fast though!
Sorry if i'm wrongbut smell's of mozEeeee ya mucky pup!
Did she have an aversion to soap then?
No, not a bad smell. Just ...... anyway I can't really talk about it, too many raw nerves. She went on a self-help weekend workshop to Clitheroe and met a sheep-shearer called Sandra from Dolgelleau. She found herself, her G-spot and her true sexuality. A very difficult period in my life - perhaps it was a waft of lanolin?
Anyway it's my son I'm more concerned for, he's very confused - not because of the lesbian thing - he's ok with that, already showing signs of young manhood I suppose. No, it's more that he doesn't understand why his new school friends spit on him even when they're being nice, and he's now obsessing himself looking for a secret letter in the Welsh language called "phlegm" and seeking gobbing advice at every given moment of the day - "how does this sound dad?" "what if I make that sound instead?". What can you do?
Yeah, I know people think I'm boring, but after suffering a trauma like that, it's difficult to express yourself - go on, have a laugh about it like everyone else.
She went on a self-help weekend workshop to Clitheroe
She went on a self-help weekend workshop to Clitheroe
Who turned out to be her Clit hero?
Sorry if i'm wrongbut smell's of mozEeeee ya mucky pup!
Did she have an aversion to soap then?
No, not a bad smell. Just ...... anyway I can't really talk about it, too many raw nerves. She went on a self-help weekend workshop to Clitheroe and met a sheep-shearer called Sandra from Dolgelleau. She found herself, her G-spot and her true sexuality. A very difficult period in my life - perhaps it was a waft of lanolin?
Anyway it's my son I'm more concerned for, he's very confused - not because of the lesbian thing - he's ok with that, already showing signs of young manhood I suppose. No, it's more that he doesn't understand why his new school friends spit on him even when they're being nice, and he's now obsessing himself looking for a secret letter in the Welsh language called "phlegm" and seeking gobbing advice at every given moment of the day - "how does this sound dad?" "what if I make that sound instead?". What can you do?
Yeah, I know people think I'm boring, but after suffering a trauma like that, it's difficult to express yourself - go on, have a laugh about it like everyone else.