I'd say, once you've paid for the eggs, they become your responsibility (even if your still in the store) If the store replace these (as a gesture of goodwill), that's completely up to the discretion of the manager/staff. I wouldn't think they had to replace them automatically, nor would I expect them to.
Yes but you are well known for being an idiot that's always wrong.
Funny, isn't it, that some forum members can make directly offensive remarks and get away with it?