This could solve the economic divide

[sooey]

Them down south's got all the money, us up north's got all the water.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17078727

Let's do a deal

 

[Djnikon]

What about us up, up north??

 

[joe-90]

If you've got any sense you'll get independence.

 

[Djnikon]

Until some one (the fried egg shaped face of Ecky Salmond) tells me what Independence actually does for me and my family, then I am happy to remain as is thanks.
I work for a firm that is English registered that chooses to primarily base in Scotland and will tax on them be increased by eggy-boy to a level that makes them withdraw from their 6 Scottish sites? Not so sure myself Joe.

 

[joe-90]

A big country - just 5 million people. Natural resources, get out of Europe? My Dad was a scot - I'm coming home.

 

[ABCwarrior]

Think desalination might be the answer. Looks like the beautiful south is going to have a lot of rather smelly inhabitants come the summer unless something changes....

We've got plenty plenty...

 

[anobium]

A big country - just 5 million people. Natural resources, get out of Europe? My Dad was a scot - I'm coming home.

That should just about clinch the vote for independence

 

[joe-90]

Och ay.

 

[Corgigrouch]

A big country - just 5 million people. Natural resources, get out of Europe? My Dad was a scot - I'm coming home.

Ha ha ha .......They don't want you either

 

[EddieM]

just kill the poor, burn 'em, in the power stations, should keep us going for a couple of years, job done.

 

[enyam]

just kill the poor, burn 'em, in the power stations, should keep us going for a couple of years, job done.

How will that help the water issue.

 

[EddieM]

just kill the poor, burn 'em, in the power stations, should keep us going for a couple of years, job done.

How will that help the water issue.

bodies are 90+ % water

 

[Djnikon]

Och ay.

Plenty room for you up here Joe. And with that accent you will fit right in

 

[Alarm]

My Dad was a scot

Explains the dour threads, miserable outlook (Prove it does not) He won`t.

 

[ellal]

Them down south's got all the money, us up north's got all the water.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17078727

Let's do a deal

Not a bad idea...

Maybe we should meet at a mutually agreed location (north of watford is popular), and we'll hurl wads of 'tenners' over and you lot chuck bottles of water back....

Funnily enough it's currently a one way trade at the moment...