Van Nistelroy signs for Newcastle United

[pitbull]

 

[markie]

 

[keyplayer]

A man walks into St. James Park and says "Why the long face?"

"Because we're C r a p and always have been" say 50,000 Geordies.

 

[pitbull]

Mind you i support Sunderland so i ai'nt got anything to brag about.

 

[markie]

Mind you i support Sunderland so i ai'nt got anything to brag about.

I've never hurd a truer statement in all my life,

 

[joe-90]

Is he well? He sounds a little hoarse.



joe

 

[empip]

The fog on the Tyne is mine all mine ..

 

[solo]

A footballer walked into the Stadium of Light................................................and boy were they chuffed to bits. They asked him for hints and tips and even wanted him to play in their team!