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joinerjohn
Square balls !!! Now that would make it more exciting. 
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go back to the old casers and fill them with water...
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joinerjohn
go back to the old casers and fill them with water...
Christ,,, That'd either break their legs, or necks if they tried to head the ball.
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joinerjohn
I think a return to the old leather casey footballs would sort the men from the boys. Guaranteed brain injury with every header. (specially when wet)
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JMLanders
Bring back Vlad the Impaler to insert a pole through the players orifaces to make a full size version of "table football", then get a load of chavs to run inside hamster wheel constructions attached to the end of these poles.
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lifesagasman
Pay them 10 bob a week for playing on Saturdays.
An award for 'Best Impersonation of an Injured Warrior'
The winner to wear a tutu for their next 3 games.
A fine for spitting in a public place.
WAGs to receive special training in 'Orange Recognition'
so they can pass them round at half-time.
22 referees.
Vuvuzelas to be surgically inserted so players can blow their own trumpet.
Lip-sync replays of 'How did I miss that?'
Play until no-one is left alive.
Fans to pay extortionate sums of money to make players rich.
(Oops, sorry, they already do that)
Constantly re-design strips to increase revenue from merchandising
(Oops, sorry, they already do that as well)
An award for 'Best Impersonation of an Injured Warrior'
The winner to wear a tutu for their next 3 games.
A fine for spitting in a public place.
WAGs to receive special training in 'Orange Recognition'
so they can pass them round at half-time.
22 referees.
Vuvuzelas to be surgically inserted so players can blow their own trumpet.
Lip-sync replays of 'How did I miss that?'
Play until no-one is left alive.
Fans to pay extortionate sums of money to make players rich.
(Oops, sorry, they already do that)
Constantly re-design strips to increase revenue from merchandising
(Oops, sorry, they already do that as well)
Thats the change I want - Flaming ball shielding defenders letting the ball run out of play which would be a foul anywhere else on the pitch.
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oompah
Now we're into realms of fantasy
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lifesagasman
nah micky that aint happening just hope i get tkt
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imamartian
Portugal v Brazil today.... man of the match = the referee.
It's essential that if any player asks for a card to be given, they get one immediately as that guy did!
Don't the referees get together before a big tournament and agree a common strategy?
It's essential that if any player asks for a card to be given, they get one immediately as that guy did!
Don't the referees get together before a big tournament and agree a common strategy?
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