I am a member of quite a number of forums as my hobby is cars, I post regularly on the internet in other ways such as twitter. I can can say hand on heart, you are the biggest cock.nose ive come across.An inheritance is a wonderful thing.
If you don't know what you are doing - then you should not be masquerading as a pro.
If I want my car fixing, or my eyes testing - I don't want someone that has to go on an internet forum asking how to do it. Do you?
You are a chancer.