Woolfe: WTF...?

[noseall]

However, Farage is a rare politician who achieved what he promised to do.

Formed a joke party then left the sinking ship?
Rode the coat tails of the Tories whilst they gloriously guided the UK out of the EU?
Embarrassed himself whilst interviewers dissected his policies then watched him squirm?
Am I missing anything?

 

[noseall]

Not really saying much, is it?

Correct. And you wrote it.

 

[EFLImpudence]

"Speaking from his hospital bed, Mr Woolfe said: "The CT scan has shown that there is no blood clot in the brain."

However, I still believe in UKIP so there must be another reason.

 

[Roger928]

Even more hilarious they actually believe old Fromage Frog Face is somehow responsible for Europe's Exit from the EU!

When did Europe exit the EU? Don't you mean the UK?

Anyrode we haven't exited the eu yet. And farage obviously wasn't responsible for the leave majority but he played quite a large part.
And don't call him frog face again. Your hardly an oil painting your self. LoL

 

[HawkEye244]

Poor Nige can't catch a wink

 

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Poor Nige can't catch a wink

He does have to keep a close eye on the children...What UKIP is going through are growing pains akin to having a stroppy teenager as it forms into an adult party

 

[JohnD]

or falls apart.

 

[HawkEye244]

or falls apart.

 

[JohnD]

I'm pretty sure that Jeremy was not elected leader of UKIP. It was some woman. What's her name again?

And what was the name of the man who resigned and said he'd never do it again? I'm sure you can remind me.

 

[Foxtrot Oscar]

And what was the name of the man who resigned and said he'd never do it again? I'm sure you can remind me.

David Cameron..

 

[JohnD]

Head of UKIP, was he?

You're as stupid as I thought.

 

[transam]

Head of UKIP, was he?

You're as stupid as I thought.

says the bloke who does not know who what's his name is.

its Farage .

Nigel Farage

 

[noseall]

When did Europe exit the EU? Don't you mean the UK?

Correct. Cack grammar on my behalf.

Anyrode we haven't exited the eu yet.

Correct. Should I have put imminent or looming exit?

And don't call him frog face again.

Much better than the alternatives. A dog wouldn't even lick that face.

 

[noseall]

Nigel Farage

Better known as Fromage or Frogface. Or a few others beginning with eff. Poor bloke thought his embarrassment days were behind him.

 

[Himaginn]

transom (is that the back end of something?) whispered to me, ('cos he's read the minutes) that Woolfe did a deal with the Tories.
He'd be allowed to defect to the tories if he brought UKIP into disrepute. Hey presto!
Apparently, he thought he was a woolfe in sheep's clothing, turns out he was a lamb in Woolfe's clothing!