Went to a job, three story town house parked on the drive kitchen fitter on the first floor where the kitchen was, front door was a jar about to knock on it and jumped because a woman was stood behind the it and I didn't know she was there.
All she was wearing was knickers suspenders and stockings.
says hello and goes upstairs followed by the householder .
Kitchen fitter was on his knees sorting out a drawer I looked at him and said "Hi Ray" he looked over the top of his glasses. Our looks conveyed everything without saying a word !
The "Lady" was about forty two had slim figure with pendulous swinging boobs, looked like a twenty year old boob job !
Any way ran in a gas supply and we both went to the ground floor to get the range she then comes to the top of the stairs minus the knickers to watch us carry up the range. When we got it to the first floor her husband shouted down from the third floor for a cup of tea !
When you talked to her without looking at her the conversation was normal, if you made eye contact she looked like she was out of her head.
Archway from the kitchen to the lounge, She now lays on the lounge floor head furthest away from us on her back knees in the air and soles of her feet flat on the floor with her legs apart.
When Ray and I got downstairs I asked him how long he'd been on the job ? three days. Couldn't resist asking if he'd noticed 1/2 an hour after I got there the knickers came off !
No explanations just a nutter !