A big mac meal and an A level please.
Will that be a large A level sir ? and what drink would you like with that ?
There were some great spoof exam questions in one of the tabloids the other day.
Q. What would you do if you saw a rat outside your restaurant ?
A 1. Nothing it's outside innit.
2. Blame Burger King down the road.
3. Get some of the customers to bust a cap in its ass.*
4. Call the local council.
* Answer three will only be considered if you live/work in an inner city store.