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Think you ought to change your spam filter.Email (have not changed the formatting) I received today
Think you ought to change your spam filter.Email (have not changed the formatting) I received today
make a new one every few years
You'd know how to make the SPONGE for the seats....!!!!!!!!!!
Few tablespoons of flour........
Two eggs.......
Splash of milk.............................................
but where's my poem gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....And when the fraud squad / HMRC, investigating money laundering operations come knocking at your door, how would the conversation go? something like:-you ought to open a spare bank account and keep only £1 in it and make sure that you don't have an overdraught or anyting on it.
then send them those details..
Would anyone fall for this Sh1te
Email (have not changed the formatting) I received today...
OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT /INHERITANCE PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
TELEPHONE: +234-70-32735258.
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB Your ref:
ATTN: Beneficiary,
We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigerian Government, Under the auspices of the Head of State,Acting Presidency GoodLuck Jonathan (GCFR) and the new Governor of Central Bank Of Nigeria , Dr.Sanusi Lamido Sanusi held a meeting last week concerning contract inheritance payment , both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds.
On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated , so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly.
Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 ,Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013 ,Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria immediately within 24hrs.
Now you are directed to contact the Office of the Paymaster General Federal Republic of Nigeria REV. JAMES PATRICK Mimmediately so that he will pay you and fax you the payment Copy Slip and also you should reconfirm your banking Details , this is to avoid mistake while transferring your over due long payment to you.
NOTE THAT REV.JAMES PATRICK IS TESTED AND TRUSTED TO PAY YOUR PAYMENT VALUED USD$5.5M
Contact Person: REV.JAMES PATRICK
Em ail:[email protected]
Telephone: +234-80-67-351912
Contact him now and inform him that you received an email from The Federal House of Senate Federal Republic of Nigeria , Instructing you to write him for immediate release of your fund and forward your banking Details to his office to avoid transfer mistake.
NOTE: We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming call , if we still find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating our efforts and defrauding beneficiaries, We shall stop and cancel your payment immediately.
Best Regards.
DR. DAVID B.MARK.
SENATE PRESIDENT
(Federal Republic of Nigeria)
"on May 24th 2004...."?
you need to update your standard replies..
"on May 24th 2004...."?
you need to update your standard replies..