Help................I need a Grace!!

[aspley]

Been asked at short notice to say a grace before dinner. Does anyone know of a reasonably funny one to give to a mixed adult gathering pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

Ta for any contributions.

 

[megawatt]

For meat and drink and beans on toast
Thank our Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Good Food, good Meat, good God let's Eat!

 

[aspley]

Thanks for that Mega.............it is very appropriate

 

[megawatt]

Happy to help a fellow poster
To prepare the diners to eat the roaster
Good luck with the dinner I hope all goes well
And once its all done please come back and tell

 

[Deluks]

Grew up on Rupert The Bear books eh Mega?

 

[megawatt]

It was more "Debbie does Dallas" and "Kiss my whip Lassie" to be honest