im devastated!!

[pred]

Angelina has married some other geezer! I thought she was saving herself for me!!

 

[longdogs]

With all those kids? A lucky escape I think

 

[JBR]

Angelina? Is she some sort of celebrity?

I don't interest myself in celebrities.

 

[ChaserXV]

Angelina has married some other geezer! I thought she was saving herself for me!!

She hasn't saved much of herself for anybody, she's had a double mastectomy

 

[Gasman28]

Angelina has married some other geezer! I thought she was saving herself for me!!

You just wanted to poke your probe in her flue
I bet the CO was rather high

 

[JBR]

No, I really didn't know who 'Angelina' is. So I goolged 'Angelina double mastectomy', and now I know.

Still never heard of her, though.

 

[EFLImpudence]

Did you get the right one? Brad Pitt's wife.

 

[pred]

Did you get the right one? Brad Pitt's wife.

WHO'S BRAD PITT???? LOL!!!!

 

[Gasman28]

WHO'S BRAD PITT???? LOL!!!!

An ex coal mine

 

[EFLImpudence]

 

[longdogs]

Did you get the right one? Brad Pitt's wife.

WHO'S BRAD PITT???? LOL!!!!

Rhyming slang