The Lone Ranger and Tonto

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.


Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
Towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'

"You dumber than buffalo s**t. It means someone stole the tent."
 
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i've always liked that joke especially when I first heard it 30 years ago :rolleyes:


the original characters were Holmes and Watson
 
I'm just so glad I brought back happy memories for you. :)
 
L/R and tonto are surrounded by hundreds of hostile indians " looks like this could be our last stand , tonto :eek: " Ours , kimosabe ? " ;)
 
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L/R and tonto are surrounded by hundreds of hostile indians " looks like this could be our last stand , tonto :eek: " Ours , kimosabe ? " ;)
I've heard he said, "What you mean 'we', white man?"

The best part of that TV show was the William Tell Overture they played before and after.
 
You heard the dumbed down US version - mine was the subtle UK version ;) ;)
 
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