The Premature Ejaculation Society's dinner dance

[longdogs]

You are invited to the Premature Ejaculation Society's Dinner Dance this weekend. There's no dress code - Just come in your pants

 

[conny]

I went to the last one.
Unfortunately i was the last one there.
Everyone else came early.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife, "What's the problem?" She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?" The husband replies, "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me."

 

[Gasman28]

Come again?

 

[Alastairreid]

so this guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. the bartender asks "what's that?", the guy says "arrgh, i dont know, but it's drivin' me nuts

 

[conny]

Come again?

I wish I could!

 

[lifesagasman]

i came in a cummerbund

 

[Nige F]

Cumbyarr

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

This thread has becum cumical

 

[lifesagasman]

c*m you win, c*m you lose.....

 

[conny]

They don't do your self esteem much good either.

Mate of mine went to one and got there before everyone else.
When the rest turned up he was told,

"Sorry, you're a has been."

 

[lifesagasman]

so he just came and went? before everyone else...

 

[libby lou lou]

Everytime Come Dancing is on an advert, i try and think of a Logo/picture for the show, this has been in my head for donkeys, two condoms, full of bob munk doin a dance, what dance would that be.?

 

[lifesagasman]

poke 'er?

 

[lifesagasman]

cumba?