The Premature Ejaculation Society's dinner dance

[obmcfc]

I used to suffer from it and went to dr, he advised me to buy a starting pistol, place it below my pillow and each time I was about to cum, fire off a blank round, he assured me it had worked for him, on way home I bought said pistol and when I got home the other half was already upstairs, I bounded up the stairs and ran into room and she was naked on the bed already sweating and says oh I started without you, I placed pistol below pillow and we started making love, I was about to cum and fired off a blank round, other half **** herself and my neighbour walked out of the wardrobe naked with hands up

I'm here all week

 

[lifesagasman]

she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes...

 

[lifesagasman]

The 'Clairvoyants Retrospective' Discussion Group will debate why "this has never happened to me before"

this has been re-scheduled due to unforeseen circumstances.

it will now take place last week, weather permitting

 

[Karinska]

The Spunky Chicken?

 

[lifesagasman]

is that the australian type? knows no fear.

 

[Karinska]

The 5 knuckle shuffle?

 

[lifesagasman]

hang on, the dance routine was last week

 

[conny]

He's getting ready for next weeks dance by coming early.

 

[Karinska]

Ooops looks like I came a page late - not within the spirit of the thread at all

They think it's all over .................... it is now

 

[lifesagasman]

you'll be out on your ear if you start coming on time

 

[lifesagasman]

one for the cunning linguists

Vidi Vici Veni

 

[obmcfc]

I know a German gentleman used to suffer from it, his name is Herr Trigger

 

[lifesagasman]

kommen sie so schnell?

 

[lifesagasman]

Gentlemen.

The running buffet commences at 8 p.m. on a first come, first served basis.

Dr. Goatcabins Balancing Stallion will perform during the hors d'ouevre.

Prizes will be awarded for the 'Nice One Cyril' memorial trophy.

After dining, members are free to take part in the one-hand clapping extravaganza.

Open discussion of 'Fumbling for the Uninitiated'.

We will observe 1 minutes silence, as a reminder that that is all it takes.

 

[conny]

We will observe 1 minutes silence, as a reminder that that is all it takes.

Flamin' eck!
I need lots more practice!