I walked into the local library and asked the receptionist if they had any books on The Titanic. She tapped the keyboard on her computer and after a few moments she said, "yes, three".
I said to her "they'll be ruined by now".
A bloke sends his wife out on the game as they are skint. when she gets home he asks "How much did you earn ?" "£100.50p" she says "Who gave you 50p?" he said. "Everyone" she replied.
A bloke sends his wife out on the game as they are skint. when she gets home he asks "How much did you earn ?" "£100.50p" she says "Who gave you 50p?" he said. "Everyone" she replied.