Lipstick on his collar

AngelaO · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:15 pm Post Subject: Lipstick on his collar

Hello,
Is there a way to see if what is on his collar is lipstick?

Thanks

Nige F · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:21 pm Post Subject:

There are worse places he could have lipstick.........ask one of your ex-Presidents

AngelaO · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:31 pm Post Subject:

Yeah, you are right, but the way I look at it is, if it is in one place it may as well be all over.

Stivino · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:38 pm Post Subject:

You could take it to a lab I suppose.

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Thermo · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:15 pm Post Subject:

a man goes to the doctors. he turns to the man sitting nest to him and asks why he is here.
"I have a red ring around my K**b" he replies. What a coincidence" says the first man "i have a green ring around mine, i wonder what will happen"

The man with the red ring is called into the doctor and comes out two minutes later smiling, "no problem he shouts, i just need to use some soap"

The second man is called in. The doctor examines him and sighs. "It needs to be amputated im afraid"

"what??????" the patient replies "the other guy came in with a red ring around his and all he had to do was wash it, why do you need to cut mine off?"

"Theres a lot of difference between lipstick and gangreene" the doctor replies

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equitum · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:26 pm Post Subject: Re: Lipstick on his collar

AngelaO wrote:

Hello,
Is there a way to see if what is on his collar is lipstick?

Thanks

What else could it possibly be ? What was his excuse or haven't you confronted him ?

AngelaO · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:30 pm Post Subject:

Hey, that was pretty good.

AngelaO · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:32 pm Post Subject:

Yes I confronted him but of course I was imagining things. Funny thing is the collar was the only wet place where he tried to wash it out.

tim west · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:51 pm Post Subject:

Hubby might be a secret tranny?

pitbull · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:56 am Post Subject:

Kick the S.O.B. into touch, he is playing away.

Diyisfun · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:28 am Post Subject:

He could have received an innocent peck & thought nothing of it, so as far as he is concerned, its nothing.

Anyway, one lipstick mark & you are thinking of parting, I think there must be other things you think may have happened.

enc5y · Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:56 pm Post Subject:

AS a single man I can assure you that it is SO easy to get innocent lipstick stains on your clothes. Collar, shoulders, chest. Think about it, if I hug, talk closely to,knock in to a lady who has just emerged from the bathroom/toilet/ladies, having daubed fresh lippy on her pout? The slightest touch and it goes every where!

jbonding · Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:46 pm Post Subject:

could it be a bit of blood from shaving?

breezer · Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:51 pm Post Subject:

who cares, post was made last year

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jbonding · Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:23 pm Post Subject:

was it blood?