Recent content by Amanita

Is that cat eating Terry Wogan's Toupeé ?

About the number of droplets of pee that my b/f swears misses the toilet and end up on the carpet. I think men are from Uranus not sure about the Mars bit but saw a quote recently "women are from Venus, Men are stupid" http://www.musesmuse.com/columnistsgreylogs/archives/00000581.html...

Hey I run a B&B as well as a 4x4 :) you can drive to your hearts content round the local forestry tracks, I'll join you. Let our kids save the planet while we drive on it (not really don't shout at me I do care I promise)

Move to Ireland our diesel is about 1.08 Euro a litre that works out about 75p. Took my 4x4 to the UK on the ferry last week, nearly died at the fuel prices. I remember the days when it was 40p a litre at Safeway (do you still have Safeways?) the trauma when it gradually crept up to 45p then...

Help, I was drawing the curtains the other night and I didn't noticie I had coal on my hands from making the fire. Now I have a dark coal mark on the pale fabric (couldn't have been on the dark red bit of the curtain could it !) Any suggestions how to remove it ? I don't want to rub and...