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    replacement speedo clocks

    In which case I simply remove my existing clock 'pod' from the dashboard and replace it with the one I want to check.. once the ignition is switched on it should give me a reading yes? at least before I replace the cowling so I won't have to dig it out again.. I don't have much choice by the...
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    replacement speedo clocks

    Is there any simple way that the mileage on a second hand clock 'set' can be lit electronically in order to establish the mileometer reading when the clock is OUT of the car? Advice ASAP would be appreciated... many thanks
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    Rover 45 2001

    Had the speedo drive tested (ok) and had a new set of clocks (Second hand) fitted... solved the rev counter probem, unfortunately the bouncing speedo needle is STILL there? I'm guessing there may be a problem with the wiring or faulty fuse maybe? Either way I will obviously need some more Hi...
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    Sh*t jokes forum.

    After Paddy had made several unsuccessful attempts to cross a busy dual carriageway where he was hit by a bus once,a car twice, and by three cyclists. I told him there was a zebra crossing a short distance away. he replied.." Well I hope he's having better luck than oi am! :) :)
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    Scam

    These unwanted calls from PPI companies.. most, if not all begin with 0843xxxxxx ect ? I'm guessing an agent may ONLY be paid a small sum when the reciever presses the 5 button?..ie, A referral, I am sick of getting these calls day after day for the past 4 years.. I no longer press 9 to opt...
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    Scam

    I had a scam text message which simply read..This is my new phone number (followed by a premium rate 070xxxxx number) . and gave NO indication of who the person was.. assuming that a fair number of people would unwittingly call the number to find out who it was.. at £3 a minute... :shock: :shock:
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    Rover 45 2001

    This problem is still on going. I had the transducer replaced, or so I'm told... and the fault is still there.. oddly enough I had arranged an MOT with the same garage I booked for the repair... with wipers in a poor condition, reversing light not working and a faulty speedo the garage still...
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    posting video files

    can anyone tell me the maximum permissable mb upload to u tube?.. or the maximum allowable size of video file that can be sent in a standard e mail My video is 52.4mb and my computer says 'NO' I think there may be some check boxes in my system preferences that may need to be checked/unchecked...
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    Sh*t jokes forum.

    I visited a fortune teller at a seaside resort this year.. She gazed into her crystal ball and said..."I see you are the father of two children!.. I held up three fingers and said actually, three.... Yes, she continued, I see you are the father of two! :shock: :!: :shock:
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    new tv

    Just thought i'd mention this ..DON't throw out your CRT!!! I bought a top of the range combination DVR (panasonic) which had a DVD Play/record facilty, plus a VHS record/play facility, plus the option to record on tape AND transfer to a disc .(Blank)..And from a disc to a Tape. shortly before...
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    urine infections

    I was refering to the original post about rat urine.. I think somebody maybe taking the p**s :)
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    Sh*t jokes forum.

    Two preists were walking home one evening in golders green (London) when they were approached by a group of thugs. One preist said to the other.. " I think were'e going to get mugged here Ruben!.. Ruben replied " I think your'e right Hymie!.. By the way, here's that 50 Quid I owe you.... :) :)
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    E mails addressed to charley farley on this website cannot be read, sorry!

    E mails addressed to charley farley on this website cannot be read, sorry!
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    urine infections

    Apparently the cleaning agent which is put into public swimming baths ,usually chlorine, has NO smell at all. The 'smell' is activated when there is urine present in the water, and it is a chemical reaction between the two that causes the smell.
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    Sh*t jokes forum.

    Ruben had been on his knees praying for a lottery win every saturday night for a year in the hope of attracting some divine help to give him a win. When on his last occasion a voice came from above.."Ruben..Ruben!!.. I hear your plea!.. Do me a favour... Meet me halfway... BUY A F'.IN TICKET...
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