Recent content by cluelessnumptie

I had my money on divine intervention, but God's a busy fella these days, what with all these earthquakes and floods. Sorry, my mistake, that's the other chap with the horns.

Well there is that, plus we had a leak from the boiler about three years ago and it took four different visits from four different British Gas engineers to properly diagnose and fix it. A genuine, real life 'how many British Gas engineers does it take to change a lightbulb' situation.

Good luck finding a plastic surgeon with a face like yours.

Because we have British Gas Home Care cover at the most expensive level, so we were thick enough to think that we might actually get a Boiler repair out of it.

In Wigan. Ashton in Makerfield to be a wee bit more specific.

I thought the general consensus was that British Gas, given the chance, will rip you off more times than a 'payment up front' prostitute with short term memory problems. Apologies, however, if I've misread the sentiment and British Gas are, in fact, the bee's knees.

Some hand wringing ****ehawk from British Gas is coming out tomorrow to give my missus a quote for a new boiler. Should it be treated with a pinch of salt? Any recommendations of a reliable corgi engineer in the wigan area who could do the job instead without it costing a ruby encrusted arm and...

I need some advice please (and possibly a dose of sarcasm too) regarding the following situation: Thanks to my unflinching laziness when it came to plastering our hall, my genius of a wife hired a plasterer to do the job, and the white powder covered cretin removed one of our radiators and...