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    What's in a (sur)name?

    Emma Royd - true. Name of a child I nursed years ago. Poor thing must be about mid to late 20's by now. Melena - true. Name chosen for newly born baby girl. When parent's were asked why Melena? They said they had heard it mentioned by a nurse whilst visiting a relative in hospital and...
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    One for the girls

    The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies...
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    HAILSTONES AND SNOW teeser

    Do they come in pink with matching feathers on the helmet? Wonder if they could have stiletto heels fitted? :D
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    How do we save NHS?

    I have worked in the NHS as a nurse for a number of years and have sadly seen it's decline. I admit I have witnessed shameful waste of money in that time. However, we have to take into consideration many factors. Just to mention a few: The NHS was first formed in 1948 The average life...
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    HAILSTONES AND SNOW teeser

    Ouch! Don't think me brollie would help me with hail that size!
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    Motorway Cameras ???/

    I think these vans you describe are used by the DVLA to spot Tax Disc evaders. http://www.motorcyclenews.com/nav?page=motorcyclenews.messageboard.forum.thread&threadID=59776
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    HAILSTONES AND SNOW teeser

    What's 114mm in English?
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    HAILSTONES AND SNOW teeser

    http://web.syr.edu/~wrt405/normal/snow.html http://www.islandnet.com/~see/weather/elements/hailform.htm Don'y you just love google? !!! :D
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    Ceiling light - Please, please help me!!!!!!!

    Hi Dean, Thanks for your suggestion. The terminals you saw in the photo where infact insulated, I removed the insulation cover to get better access to them, all neatly back in their proper place now and fully insulated.
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    Ceiling light - Please, please help me!!!!!!!

    Adam - I think I love you! :oops: I wired in the light unit following your instructions and it worked first time! Thank you so much! :lol:
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    Ceiling light - Please, please help me!!!!!!!

    Thank you Adam, I will see what I can do. I don't actually have to remove the rose, I just want to wire up the light fitting. But I think you have given me the information I need as to where to wire up each of the wires from the light fitting I want to install.
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    Ceiling light - Please, please help me!!!!!!!

    [/img] Don't feel quite do sumb now, I have managed to at least get the photo for you to see. :roll:
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    Ceiling light - Please, please help me!!!!!!!

    You're going to be fed up with me!! How do I get a photo onto the page please?
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    Ceiling light - Please, please help me!!!!!!!

    ok - I know I'v done a daft thing and I'm therefore willing to take any negative comments along with the more positive (bit of a pun going on there - sorry) I have been through all the FAQ's and any posts I could find relating to Ceiling lights and I haven't found anything like what I have on...
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