another good one is inform the inland revenue that he insisted your mum pay him in cash ......they are not too fond off that sort of thing ...
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i always remember giving my old man a hand back in the seventys painting fence posts with it ....it was vile i remember getting the tiniest of specks on my lips and it didn half burn ....a few weeks later some local lunatic topped himself by drinking creosote ....must have been mad
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