I'm going to get my Blue Peter/Ray Mears hat on an cobble some kind of tool together. Trouble is, working on this attracts kids who then fill it in for you again for a laugh. Little sods.
The internal stop cock is leaking under the kitchen sink. My office in the cellar is now getting soaked, not to mention the kitchen carpet/units.
United Utilities won't come out and turn off the external stop cock so I can make a repair. I can't even see the external stock cock down the...