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    Dear God, help me!

    Shaving foam? Feathers? What manner of madness is this? I thought I'd already clearly pointed out that everything in my world is, in fact, made out of a wide variety of biscuits. Our wafer roof sags and collapses whenever therer's so much as a shower, and you don't even want to think...
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    Dear God, help me!

    Actually, I'm not sure. However, most Viennese buildings seem to proudly display the date of their creation somewhere on their facade. I'll have a look tonight and let you know.
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    Dear God, help me!

    PS - Thanks again for all of the help you guys have been offering. It really has been massively appreciated.
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    Dear God, help me!

    @ Pipme - Ah! A work of sublime genius! Yes, I can see exactly how that would work... :) I guess I'd need to develop some very basic carpentry skills, too, but it all seems quite straight-forward (but then I thought that about the curtain rails, too... :D). As regards what's beyond the...
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    Dear God, help me!

    Encased in filler? Hmm... OK. So if I'm understanding you right, the thing to do is (carefully) drill an exceedingly deep hole into the wall, ideally finding a solid surface somewhere along the way. One I've done that, fill the hole with filler and then redrill the filler (once it has...
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    Dear God, help me!

    Hahahaha! It's lovely thought, but no. :)
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    Dear God, help me!

    Damn, guys - there are some fantastic responses there. Massive thanks! :) I think the observations about continuing to drill until you hit something solid are spot on. The depth of the windows in our new apartment are quite impressive - probably about two and a half feet from inside of inner...
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    Dear God, help me!

    It's a nice idea, but our new neighbour is an eighty year old lady who doesn't speak a word of English. Not exactly ideal... :(
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    Dear God, help me!

    Cheers Big. I think you're right - I reckon I'm going to have to get a professional in. I'm a bit gutted though, because I reckon I'll die of embarrassment when he sees what I've done to the walls... :( :oops:
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    Dear God, help me!

    Hello chaps, This is my first post here and, initially, I wasn't quite sure where to post. Then I looked at my walls again, and I instinctively knew... First, a tiny bit of info. I lived in the UK until about two months ago, but then a good job took me to Austria. I found an ideal...
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