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    Mobile Phone kills Chinese Man!!!!

    Anyone recently seen the news about a man who died because the battery of his mobile phone exploded? Apparently it happened somewhere in China. Think that I'll carry mine in my back pocket in future - afterall, it's where my brains are!!!!!
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    Messy Car Accident

    Wonder how one of them would have sailed on the floods here in "God's Country!" That's Yorkshire to everyone else :twisted:
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    Doing it backwards

    Apparently if you pour boiling water straight onto the sugar it burns! So people (myself included) add milk and other ingredients first to prevent this happening. As the milk/sugar/coffee mixture cools the water slightly when poured over it. Make two cups of coffee in the different ways...
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    Bernard Manning Dead.

    Well - he will be laughing form where he's gone! He get's banned for insulting muslims and Salman get's a knighthood! :twisted:
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    Caption Contest 55

    Oh! Bullocks - not again!
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    Caption Contest 56

    Do you have a Venetian taxi available?
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    Richard Hammond

    I did hear that they are holding a car boot at Elvington Airfield this Sunday. Apparently it's going to full of "Top Gear!" :lol:
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    Paper boys

    Never did a paper round as a kid! Couldn't see the point of all those early mornings/late nights in all kinds of weather :!: Went market gardening on Sundays and earned more than a full week of delivering papers :D But I think a lot of it boils down to the kids being lazy. My nephew got...
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    Memory Loss

    How about WAR! :o
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    Memory Loss

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    Australia reads the riot act to muslim groups

    I have no problems saying that the Aussies have got it right! This country is going to dogs trying to be PC! Even the forces have become soft! :x
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    Memory Loss

    I believe it's meant to be a "Hearts & Minds" campaign to get the farmers to stop growing drugs and start growing crops. In exchange for this the farmers will receive medical treatment for free. However, it appears the drug warlords started doing this ages ago!!! :shock: Or was it something...
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    Do you have a favourite recipe to share........

    Nice and simple is the best! ALL IN A BIG BOWL! Cook some long grain rice and drain. Add kidney beans, chopped iceberg lettuce, sliced banana, chopped apple. Then also add prawns and crab stix. Pour in a pot of seafood sauce and mix all together! :D :D :D As the 4yr old daughter...
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    walk or not ?

    The other item not being taken into account - do u know any of the kids? I am sure most people know kids fitting all categories of A, B & C. This being the case then there is the possibility that I may walk through them. However, still hate groups of people and may lash out! :oops:
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    Numerical illiterates

    Left school in the 70's and didn't use maths for years. Forgot all about number crunching and then started college on a sparkies course. When the lecturer told us to buy a scientific calculator and what it did - BOY! was I lost for words! :oops: This thing was a computer when I was at school -...
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